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When
was the last time you were screwed by the IRS or knew someone who was?
We all have our war stories and tales of I.R.S. terrorist tactics. How
to get even? How to even get a break with a bureaucracy like that? Remember,
"Don't get mad, get even?" Here is your chance. Take it! I learned
long ago, the hard way that the IRS is not the monolithic organization
that history and their excellent public relations have taught us to fear.
I learned that you can deal with them. Not only deal with them but beat
them. Hands down! And easily. What you need is what is in this book. All
that, and a little courage and guts. I will give you the tools, knowledge
and my proven experience. All you have to do is stand up, fight back,
be creative and laugh all the way to the bank. To deposit, not withdraw.
Remember, if you're going to screw the government, make sure the government
cannot screw you in return. Always expect the government to get their
pound of flesh and all the dollars they can grab from you. That is why
nothing of value, nothing you do not want to lose should ever be in your
name or social security number.
Those are the secrets. Fighting back and being creative. The government
and its millions of employees were never trained or learned how to deal
with fighters or innovators. They've been accustomed to the little gal
or guy facing them in their office, at their desk, squirming, sweating,
or wringing their hands. Scared! They know and expect the public to lie
down or roll over and give up. Here you will learn, not only how to deal
favorably, and to your advantage, with the IRS, but better yet, how to
outsmart them.
The IRS you get to see or the one who examines your tax returns is only
a poorly paid white-collar worker. Working from paycheck to paycheck.
No rocket scientist. No college graduate. Certainly no genius. But, taught
to play the part of a bogeyman. It's image, image and more image.
Every person who works in an office, even with a computer, has some form
of an in-box and accompanying out-box. When their day begins, the in-box
represents all the work they must do that day. At the end of their day,
the out-box is filled with what they have accomplished with what was in
the in-box. All that your I.R.S. agent wants is to empty the in-box and
fill the out-box next to it by the end of their day. If you can help them
do that, you will have their complete cooperation. What you will learn
here is how to prevent them from emptying your pockets in addition to
their incoming mail. Remember that revenue officers are no longer judged
by the dollars they collect, but by the efficiency with which they close
cases.
You've seen those ads on TV: How To Deal With the IRS, How To Combat The
IRS, and How To Pay Less On What The IRS Says You Owe. This book goes
way beyond helping your local IRS agent empty his in-box. This book tells
you how to avoid taxes, completely. Not merely federal but state and municipal.
Screw the IRS and give them zero. Zip. Nada. Hell, they've been working
you and the rest of us, over, forever.
This book tells you how to avoid IRS Collections and how to pay zero on
collections not merely an Offer And Compromise. No settlement. No dealing
with companies that charge you for what the IRS will tell you for free.
For taxpayers with a stream of income sufficient to pay part of their
back taxes, but no significant assets, there is no incentive for the I.R.S
to grant an extension of the extended collection period, let alone to
accept an Offer And Compromise to pay any delinquent taxes.
Need a little rationalization for your actions? The government only wastes
what we pay them. Remember the six hundred dollar toilet seats and thousand
dollar hammers. Didn't they ever hear of Wal-Mart? How about the travel
junkets of our representatives; local, state and federal? They're using
our money for their pleasure trips. After you read this book and put the
knowledge gained, into practice, you'll be off on a pleasure trip of your
own. And the government will be paying for yours.
For almost twenty years I have successfully practiced what I preach and
teach in this book. Why have I waited so long to share this information
with others? Actually I have shared it with a few others; friends and
relations. There were two major reasons for my hesitation. One: there
was always the thought, and it loomed very large and menacing overhead,
that the government would hear of this and be sitting at my doorstep,
chains and shackles in hand. Or worse, breaking down my door followed
by a Federal SWAT team. Only recently did I figure out how to write and
publish a book and not be taken away or shot on sight. Two: reading of
the non-stop misuse of our tax monies and flagrant disregard by our elected
officials to spend our monies as though it were their own. Consider this
book a declaration of independence; independence from taxes. Consider
it a bill of rights. The right NOT to pay what that very distant, non-responsive
local, state or federal government claims you owe. Consider this a tax
revolution. Our elected officials have never been able to revise the tax
codes. Maybe after you and all the other people who read this book, do
what I've done for almost two decades, they will find a way. If they don't,
who cares? You'll be way ahead of the game.
In the mid nineteen sixties, a dentist wrote a book condemning and extolling
the dental profession. He warned the public how to look out for Dr. Poorwork
and how to seek out Dr. Goodwork. He never named names. And he signed
the book - Paul Revere. Why Paul Revere? Possibly to sound the alarm among
the dental public and warn them of the dangers of doctors like Poorwork.
Probably to protect himself from his outraged colleagues. In any profession,
vocation or job, colleagues can quickly become competitors or enemies.
It's not the economy, it's the dollars. Two years ago, Joe Klein, a Newsweek
writer, wrote a book about President and Mrs. Clinton and the Clinton
administration; Primary Colors. Not wishing to make a president's enemies
list he signed it- Anonymous. I chose Alexander Hamilton. Why? Alexander
Hamilton was our first Secretary of the Treasury. He's the man on our
ten-dollar bill. Since the I.R.S. is part of the U.S. Treasury Department,
why not Mr. Hamilton? Then my best friend tells me, "Remember, Hamilton
was fatally shot in a duel with Aaron Burr. Watch your back."
Is anything that I suggest you do to avoid taxes, considered breaking
the law? Absolutely NOT! No, but it does require some severe bending of
the law. And bending, as you know, is great exercise. Providing you don't
overdo it.
Stop being the little
guy.
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